look up any word, like smh:
 
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A website where people who have NO CLUE and NO INTELLIGENCE define words they don't understand. (With the exception of a few people like me and a few of you leets or music fans who know.) Almost all definitions on here are TOTALLY wrong!!! Suburban housewifes use it to look stuff up and then misuse the terms. Dumb kids use it to type in wrong definitions. (I learned this at church when some people started trying to define Shizz and Shizzle & when I read what people here think 1337 means.) RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN FROM THIS LOSER SITE!!!!
URBAN-DICK EXAMPLE:"I'm some dumb kid who watched a movie about hackers so I went to UrbanDictionary.com to post the def of hacker terms. Plus I know SHIT about rap shizz so I posted some stuff about that too."

EXAMPLES OF WRONG USES OF TERMS FOUND IN STUPID URBAN DICK-TIONARY.cum:
1. "geez mate i drank too much.....hang here guys, i need to go shizzle"
2. "I left my shizz on the carpet next to my beer and the new shizz comp."
3. "After I bum-raped the guy, I forced him to eat the shizz!"

EXAMPLE THAT ILLUSTRATING TYPICAL DEFINITIONS FOUND HERE:
1. 1337 = "most commonly used for people who don't know what 1337 is about and think it is cool." (At least, when it comes to the dumb shit they post here it's true they don't know what it is.)
by Michelle in Woodland Hills December 04, 2004
 
1.
A place on the internet where people of all ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations can come together to insult each other's ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations.
by Anonymous July 07, 2003
 
2.
A site that when used correctly can be both humorous and insightful. Usually most beneficial to suburban white people that listen to rap music and want a real definition of something like phat or tight
Bobby-"Yo, urbandictionary.com is bomb-sauce jigga"
Father-"That's it, I'm installing netnanny."
by strumpbar May 15, 2003
 
3.
One of the poorest compilations of knowledge available on the internet, thanks to a very relaxed quality control. Basically, there are five types of definitions you will find on anything:

1) The informative, deceptively neutral definition that tells you what you wanted to know.

2) The extremely biased definition that hints at a possibly psychotic author.

3) The entry that only points you to the definition of an obscenity as reference, in an attempt to be clever.

4) The definition that only makes sense to the author's friends.

5) The entry that details some weird sexual act, which probably has nothing to do with the word it's defining.
Some definitions of "George Bush" you might find on urbandictionary.com:

Def 1: The 43rd president of the United States, was inaugurated on January 20, 2001, went on to blah blah blah...

Def 2: The worst fucking leader in the history of mankind, has the intelligence of the pretzel he choked on that one time.

Def 3: See "Asswipe," "Chimpanzee," "Dickhead"

Def 4: What Mike sounded like that one time at Six Flags! You know what I'm talking about, dude!

Def 5: When your girlfriend accidentally bites off your cock and chokes to death on it.
by little nerd August 12, 2006
 
4.
An internet site originally conceived as an open reference for urban vernacular. Instead, trolls use it as a forum for posting dumb opinions or making witty "definitions" for people they don't like.
urbandictionary.com is often the scene of silly flame wars.
by A-Dawg Kolkena May 15, 2003
 
5.
A web site intended to define both common and obscure english terms used as slang. In reality, however, it has become a haven of gay-bashing, Bush-bashing, and idiotic personal messages from teenyboppers and middle schoolers who believe this site should be their own private message board.
Definition of hot: OMG RYAN THOMPSON IS LIKE SOOOOOOOOOOO HOT RYAN IF YOUR READING THIS I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH MEEEEEEEE???????????????
by fuckyouyoufuckinfuck November 25, 2004
 
6.
A website, ostensibly created as a resource and a snapshot of the phenomenon known as "urban language".

A practically unmoderated, unsupervised word database, whose users can add their definitions of words they have used, or have made up without fear of identification.

Of course, thanks to human nature, no one uses it that way. Surprisingly, people are upset about this, despite its inevitability.

Which once again illustrates human nature.
by T-Boy August 29, 2003
 
7.
A dictionary of free uncensored words.
UrbanDictionary.Com gives the definitions of words everyone is thinking about and saying. Not just the ones the censors want you to see.