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103.
When Urban Dictionary first set out as a way for an unmonitored source of free ideas. People saw it as a glimmer of hope for people who could not get their ideas published and open to the public. For some time it worked, but further on down the line isolated groups of teenagers thought that everything containing swears, racial slurs, and the word sex was funny and started to post nothing but little blurbs about sex. After that, people started to use Urban Dictionary as a way to force people to see their political views and started to post their views and then turn down requests for posts that did not have the same opinion as theirs. This led to the previously stated teenagers using the same tactics as the political whores to have only their posts published. Urban Dictionary's creators felt the need to have other people pay for their web pages so they covered the website in advertisements and did nothing to help filter the flow of posts coming in constantly. Urban Dictionary has, since the beginning, dropped lower and lower until it became the whorehouse of the internet. Urban Dictionary is now a lost cause.
P1: Hey wanna go on Urban Dictionary?
P2: No, I don't want to look at millions of posts about sex.
by Sad Sad Patron June 22, 2009
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1.
A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about.
Urbandictionary.com isn't a burn book or a webjournal site.
by Lucy March 18, 2005
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2.
A site where users attempt to mock and explain everyone and thing in life, under the guise of cynical quasi-intellectualism.

It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.
Urban Dictionary shows us we're all just a type, no matter how hard we try to escape or deny it.
by Nobody0000 September 16, 2009
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3.
An online slang dictionary in which approximately 80% of all words and definitions are sexually related.
"Hey, what in the hell is an Alaskan Firedragon?"
"Dunno, try looking it up at UrbanDictionary.com"
by anonymous February 17, 2003
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4.
Only the coolest semi-fake dictionary ever made... updated by random ppl who usually have a sick mind and quick wit.
Urban Dictionary is a great website if you're bored out of your mind. Or if you just want to see some hilarious material made by random ppl who usually have a sick mind and quick wit.
by y-dont-u-die March 28, 2005
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A website with a brilliant concept that could have become great if it hadn't been overrun by a mob of losers, who spend their days trying to feel important and popular by:

1. Insulting politicians, the guy who stole their lollipop when they were 7, the post before theirs, the poster's mother and everything else on God's green earth.

"OMFG xxx sux arse!!1!1!!"

2. In the process proving that despite the concerted efforts of taxpaying citizens and the Government, the majority of the American population cannot spell.

3. Exercising their creative juices by insulting everyone else in the most innovative, intelligent manner possible. Usually something like:

"Wtf yuo r a muthafcuka n shudd suk yur dad's dick! LOLOLOL"

4. Typing bullshit. Classic examples: 50 facts about women and anything written by sony roolz.

Please, if you've ever been guilty of any of these, go to the nearest wall and smack your head against it a few times. Thereafter, help keep Urbandictionary free from the masses of retards roaming the Internet. Blam posts that are nonsensical, hateful or just plain dumb. Before clicking that send button, doublecheck that you're not making yourself sound like a complete tool. If you know anyone who does any of the above four on a regular basis, shoot them and burn up their computers. Then maybe we could turn this website back to a useful resource instead of a soapbox for mentally backward individuals.
Have a nice day ^_^
by Fooby June 08, 2004
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The result of millions of teenagers who have too much free time, and have been pre-disposed to the influences of a media run by arrogant megalomaniacs who put more thought into selling impracticle products than making relevent influential television. Thus resulting in the spread of ignorance through the internet comunity via rascism, conformity, mis-information, and the pinnacle of a society ironically corrupted by those who claim to be trying to save the last milligrams of purity and innoscense left in this nuclear prozac nation...

if you found that definition difficult to understand, try using a real dictionary to look up those real words, that people in the real world really use...

(I hate the ignorant shit in this site, but I'd give my life to maintain your right to say it)
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary an bash on niggers"

"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and show how ghetto we is in the suburbs"

"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and shit all over the english language"

"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and fuck, shit, damn, piss, pussy, beaner, taco nigger, porn"

"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and....oops...I shit myself...shit happens, now where's my iBong"
by Mr. S. Thompson January 19, 2006
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A dictionary that, every time I read it, my faith in humanity declines a little.
Urban Dictionary is supposedly for defining your world.
by 2341515 September 17, 2006
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