1))A place where people all over the world on the internet come to give their definitions of random words/trends/people/music, etc.
2)) A place where people all over the world on the internet go to be predijuce && stereotype tons of other people all over the world. && the only reason they do it here is becuase they can hide behind their computer to bully everyone else but would never do it to their face because they'd get the crap beaten out of them.
Real Examples From Urban Dictionary:::
scenesters are the most self centered annoying conceited idiots that i have ever met in my life how sad i share many of the same qualitys ie: hair piercings tattos myspace but i am not scene if you were to talk to me at a show i would talk to you and be nice whereas these lil scenesters look at you like some kind of bug they just stepped on. you know that look of contempt im better than you im soo scene it hurts. go to see your "favorite" band but don't know the lyrics. check out their leader the 1 and only jefree starr the worst drag queen ever
Typical scene conversation
girl 1 like stfu dye me hair
girl 2 oh emm gee i love my boyfriend of 2 minutes
boy lets get married your my soulmate lets cry together
girl 2 (writing on arm) I <3 POOP
If scenes were soda, Emo could be Diet Goth.
Emo: I'm so sad. I'm going to cut myself.
Goth: I'm nothing. I'm going to cut everyone.
Punk is just funny music, hard music with funny lyrics
Theres others like pennywise who don't have funny lyrics like NOFX but are still fukin awesome punk and dont give a shit about you
One who willfully promotes and participates in destructive and self-serving culture in an effort to project a particular image of 'toughness' or to make oneself intimidating. Willingness to blatantly and horrifically misuse English is a necessity, as is a low IQ and sub-par education (or at least the appearance thereof).
"I'd love to be a gangsta, but I fear I'm not stupid enough."
someone or something who/that is gay, stupid , annoying, retarded, someone you don`t like.
Tom is an annoying, gay, fag.
A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about.
Urbandictionary.com isn't a burn book or a webjournal site.
word of the day: December 09, 2009
A site where users attempt to mock and explain everyone and thing in life, under the guise of cynical quasi-intellectualism.
It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.
Urban Dictionary shows us we're all just a type, no matter how hard we try to escape or deny it.
An online slang dictionary in which approximately 80% of all words and definitions are sexually related.
"Hey, what in the hell is an Alaskan Firedragon?"
"Dunno, try looking it up at UrbanDictionary.com"
Only the coolest semi-fake dictionary ever made... updated by random ppl who usually have a sick mind and quick wit.
Urban Dictionary is a great website if you're bored out of your mind. Or if you just want to see some hilarious material made by random ppl who usually have a sick mind and quick wit.
A website with a brilliant concept that could have become great if it hadn't been overrun by a mob of losers, who spend their days trying to feel important and popular by:
1. Insulting politicians, the guy who stole their lollipop when they were 7, the post before theirs, the poster's mother and everything else on God's green earth.
2. In the process proving that despite the concerted efforts of taxpaying citizens and the Government, the majority of the American population cannot spell.
3. Exercising their creative juices by insulting everyone else in the most innovative, intelligent manner possible. Usually something like:
"Wtf yuo r a muthafcuka n shudd suk yur dad's dick! LOLOLOL"
4. Typing bullshit. Classic examples: 50 facts about women
and anything written by sony roolz
Please, if you've ever been guilty of any of these, go to the nearest wall and smack your head against it a few times. Thereafter, help keep Urbandictionary free from the masses of retards roaming the Internet. Blam posts that are nonsensical, hateful or just plain dumb. Before clicking that send button, doublecheck that you're not making yourself sound like a complete tool. If you know anyone who does any of the above four on a re...
The result of millions of teenagers who have too much free time, and have been pre-disposed to the influences of a media run by arrogant megalomaniacs who put more thought into selling impracticle products than making relevent influential television. Thus resulting in the spread of ignorance through the internet comunity via rascism, conformity, mis-information, and the pinnacle of a society ironically corrupted by those who claim to be trying to save the last milligrams of purity and innoscense left in this nuclear prozac nation...
if you found that definition difficult to understand, try using a real dictionary to look up those real words, that people in the real world really use...
(I hate the ignorant shit in this site, but I'd give my life to maintain your right to say it)
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary an bash on niggers"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and show how ghetto we is in the suburbs"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and shit all over the english language"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and fuck, shit, damn, piss, pussy, beaner, taco nigger, porn"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and....oops...I shit myself...shit happens, now where's my iBong"
A dictionary that, every time I read it, my faith in humanity declines a little.
Urban Dictionary is supposedly for defining your world.