| 14. | Ur Mom | ||
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A high ranking insult Amber: "God Kayla, you are such a bitch in the mornings."
Kayla: "Well I havn't had my coffee yet fucktard so.....UR MOM." |
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a cliched insult used by unorigional and moronic douche bags "i want to kill you for being a total idiot."
"well, uh, ur mom!" |
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| 2. | ur MOM | ||
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A highly derogatory phrase which replaces the subject of a person's sentence to form a base and unoriginal form of retaliation (for those with difficulty thinking of witty comebacks). "That was a great sandwich."
"Ur Mom was a great sandwich! Oh! Diss!" |
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| 3. | ur mom | ||
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can either be used as a random word which people seem to think witty and bugs the hell out of people, or, obviously, your mom Bob: What are you doing tonight?
Joe: Ur mom |
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Defenition 1: This word can replace a noun, if done correctly.
Defenition 2: If one can't think of a cool come back. This is the phrase to use. Guy 1: "Whoa! U made cool sound effects with that paper bag..."
Guy 2: "UR MOM makes cool sound effect!" |
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Use when someone is asking you a nosy question or just something stupid as hell.
Reminder: never say this in front of a person who does not have a mother. SARAH: Hey, whatcha guys talkin' about?
ASHLEY: ur mom. |
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| 6. | ur mom | ||
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The Universal answer to anything and everything. "What is the meaning of life?"
"ur mom" "What time is it?" "ur mom" "What's 2+2=?" "ur dad... errm, I mean mom." |
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two words that can answer any questions. joe: hey!
bill: hey! joe: how r u? bill: ur mom knows how i am. . . joe: can u stop?! bill: ur mom wants to stop . . . joe: do you hav herpes? bill: ur mom has herpes . . . joe: shut up!!! |
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