What's the Upshart of this word in your vocabulary? It's much more fun to say 'I Upsharted,' than 'I Verped,' and you all know that "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit" is really only funny if you're still stuck in 2004. The primary difference between Upsharting and Sharting is the taste.
Kevin: "What happened?"
Paulie: "I just upsharted some ramen salad."
Kevin: "That is gross... that shit was bad the first time around."