Elmer had an upsetity with an dirty computer.

Elmer had an upsetity with a beak in his bucket.

Elmer had an upsetity when he lost his pacemaker from releasing gas.

Elmer had an upsetity with a puddle of pee on her porch.

Elmer had an upsetity with his adjustable remote control bed.

Elmer had an upsetity with not being able to rent a tuxedo for his dead brother Charlie.

Elmer had an upsetity with his lack of hearing.