|1.||Upper Darby Dirtbag|
An acoholic mixture of Natural Light and Vladimir vodka. Only consumed by cheap/poor Upper Darby High School students with no jobs.
Man 1: "What did you do all day?"
Man 2: "Watched the Phillies and drank Upper Darby Dirtbags all day."
Man 1: "Wow, your a man from Upper Darby."