The Beedinger is usually in tight with the resident of Steyning in every posible aspect of life, but always fall short of Steyning standards.
Dude 2: Grr, what a slut!
Dude 1: How many geese do you reckon she keeps in her bedroom?
Dude 2: 10 and a half.
Dude 1: What's the half for?
Dude 2: She uses it when she get sexually bored.
Dude 1: FUN.