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1. Unportablymusicless
Not owning a portable music player due to broken, lost, stolen, orr just never had one.
Guy 1:UGH. i need an ipod!!

Guy 2:your kidding...EVERYBODY has an iopd!

Guy1:ikno!! i dropped&& broke mine last summer, and ever since i've been totally unportablymusicless. fml.
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