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1.
When a game just becomes so ridden with flaws that it's just simply no longer able to be enjoyed. This can apply to games that are just ridden with bad battle systems, petty annoyances that occur frequently, or other quirks.
Final Fantasy VI, on the PlayStation Final Fantasy Anthology version, is unplayable due to horrid lag times for menu screens, battle, towns, and encounters.
by Durango January 10, 2006
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2.
(1) Description of an individual (male or female) who is extremely successful with the opposite sex to the extent that if he or she makes a move on someone, it will inevitably end up with the unplayable individual getting his/her way. The individual often appears to put in little to no effort yet is always successful in record-breaking time.

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(2) Description of a female individual who is so attractive that nobody would have the confidence to speak to her, except perhaps an Unplayable male.

Both definitions are analogous with an unplayable cricket delivery, i.e. just too good.
(1) "Where's Tom?"
"He's chatting to that girl over there"
"Oh yeah. Well we won't be getting a taxi back with him then"
"I know. Once a girl is in his sights that's it. The guy is completely unplayable."

(2)"That girl is so good looking, I wouldn't have a prayer of chatting her up."
"Yeah, I know. She's completely unplayable."
by brad2911 April 11, 2012
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