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A school in a town designed for college kids. Within a mile radius, you can make a fake ID at Kinko's, buy a bottle of everclear at Greene's, mix it with a Sonic slushy, sell your plasma for bar money, and head to Five Points. From there you can get arrested, taken to the Richland County Jail and can walk to the football stadium for the game the next day if your friends don't bail you out in time. Whoever designed this college and city knew what they were doing. And whoever came up with the mascot -- well, wherever that person is, I'm sure he's still smiling about it.
Wow, I loved drinking in Five Points when I visited the University of South Carolina.
by Kbennett November 30, 2005
 
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A school in a town designed for college kids. Within a mile radius, you can make a fake ID at Kinko's, buy a bottle of everclear at Greene's, mix it with a Sonic slushy, sell your plasma for bar money, and head to Five Points. From there you can get arrested, taken to the Richland County Jail and can walk to the football stadium for the game the next day if your friends don't bail you out in time. Whoever designed this college and city knew what they were doing. And whoever came up with the mascot -- well, wherever that person is, I'm sure he's still smiling about it.
I want to go to the University of South Carolina so I can watch the gamecocks football team play on saturdays!
by Kbennett December 09, 2005
 
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The REAL USC, everything Clemson isn't, better than Georgia, a Southerner's dream and a Northerner's wish, Florida's worst nightmare, Gamecock Pride, The Garnet and Black, Five Points, the ultimate college experience and a place that gets in your blood and stays with you forever.
The University of South Carolina is the home of the Gamecocks.
by Kbennett December 09, 2005
 
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Everything Clemson isn't, better than Georgia, a Southerner's dream and a Northerner's wish, Florida's worst nightmare, Gamecock Pride, The Garnet and Black, Five Points, the ultimate college experience and a place that gets in your blood and stays with you forever.
The University of South Carolina totally kicks Clemson's ass.
by Kbennett November 30, 2005
 
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Everything that Clemson is, minus the awesome girls, campus, spirit, and education. A place for kids who would really rather be at Clemson but can't read.
when evil men die, god sends them to the University of South Carolina.
by not anonymous April 12, 2007
 
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The school that likes to think of themselves as the "original" USC. Unfortunately, they became the University of South Carolina in 1906. Prior to that year, they were known as South Carolina College. The original USC is the University of Southern California.
We, the University of South Carolina faithful from the Carolinas, want to ride the coattails of the more popular USC school in California.
by Trojans4Ever April 12, 2007