The University of Rio Grande (also know as Shitter U) is the place where the popular Bob Evans Farms started. Now that Bob Evans is dead, its a fucking shit hole where they rip you off, do whatever they want with YOUR financial aid money, the women are ugly as shit and are total ass whores. So if you want some chocolate on your stick go to the University of Rio Grande. Oh yea, and after your stick gets chocolatey, they lick it off. Hot huh? Good God the food is fucking nasty. Everything taste like water with texture and colors. Pretty much its diarrhea. Also, the local chill out is in Davis hall. Thats where all the new freshman stay. Even though they are all over 18, you must be out of there at 12 o'clock and you aren't aloud back in until 12 the next day like your fucking 12 years old. Another place to get your workout in or a game of basketball is the Lynn Center. The weight room smells like Gorillas had sex, all the weights are broken and you wont get a good workout in. Lets talk about the education aspect of the college. All though you may be dumb, you will get good grades as long as you go to class and know what 2 + 2 is. The galapeople are people who are in-bread fucks who get drunk constantly, look like skanks, go to school just to get a 5000 dollar refund check and not have to pay a dime back, get a 0.1 GPA, and more. The University of Rio Grande is the main base for galapeople. Although spread all through southeast ohio, this is definitely the din.