Dude 2: Yeah, he is president of his fraternity at the University of Florida.
No she goes to University of Florida.
Emory, Georgia Tech,Tulane,Wake Forest,College of William and Mary, Johns Hopkins,University of Virginia UNC-Chapel Hill, etc.
Random Kid: I think you need a breath of fresh air; so please take your head out your ass.
Home to the most obnoxious fans in the world, gators often perceive themselves as better than they really are. This is attributed however to the behavioral norms that are imposed on them by UF on day one. UF has also taken brainwashing and conformity to an art form, with their alumni believing that they are still in college so that they can constantly donate to the school.
If you are not a girl and have no intention of joining a fraternity, attending UF would be considered social suicide. As a guy, you will never be able to socialize with the opposite sex unless you're wearing Greek letters (or the girl is ugly). You will then spiral into depression because there's nothing to do in Gainesville except party, and if you're not a Greek brother, you aren't partying anytime soon. If you're a girl, it's only a matter of time until you're raped by a frat-boy, but you'll convince yourself that it's worth it because you attend UF.
Girl: "University of Florida."
Boy: "Oh wow, you're gonna get raped."
Girl: "It's ok, it's worth it. What school are you going to next year?"
Boy: "Well, I was thinking UF but I don't wanna join a fraternity."
Girl: "Yeah you're gonna have no friends."
1. Harvard University--378
2. University of Texas--258
3. Yale University--228
4. University of Florida--224
5. Stanford University-217
6. University of Chicago-182
7. Arizona State University--176
8. Rice University-173
9. University of Oklahoma-170
10. Princeton University--165
Looks like UF isnt a third rate school Bill. UF ownz and will always pwnz FSU sucka.
2) A place where students who have never left the state of Florida for some reason think their degrees are of the same merit as degrees from universities like UCLA, UC Berkeley, Stanford, Dartmouth, Yale, Harvard, Fordham, Virginia, etc., etc., etc...
3) The home of the Gator Nation.
"Where did you attend school?"
"Really? I graduated from Columbia!. Where are you from?"
"University of Florida. Go gators; the south will rise again."
By the way, UF is ***NOT*** listed as "public ivy" either.
The original eight Public Ivies list by Moll (1985):2
College of William & Mary (Williamsburg, Virginia)
Miami University (Oxford, Ohio)
University of California6
University of Michigan (Ann Arbor)
University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
University of Texas at Austin
University of Vermont (Burlington)
University of Virginia (Charlottesville)