Where people go when they can't get a nomination to the Air Force Academy.

Currently the worlds strongest Navy. Rivaled by the Russian Navy. The U.S Navy is the only military power to reach any point in the globe, whether it be on Air, Land, or Sea. This is something Army and Air Force can not say as well. The U.S Navy also have first-strike capabilities.

The U.S Navy is not gay. This stupid rumor probably started because of either 1) the Village People sang about the U.S Navy while doing very homosexual and erotic dance moves in skimpy clothing 2) The Army and Air Force are jealous the the Navy kicks their ass in football, so they spread false rumors questioning the sexuality of people in the Navy. or 3)People think that because you're on a ship for months at a time, you're somewhat more prone to becoming a homosexual.

The true meaning means Low Observable but many know it as the shit hole of the universe. Where, like in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean, you become part of the building because you work there so much. L.O. is part of the United States Air Force and is preformed on jets such as the B-2, F-117(retired),soon to come F-35 and the new F-22. The L.O. program usually has a 60 hour work week and easily goes over that. They work with hazerdous cancer causeing chemicals and best of all supervison that doesnt know what they're doing nor do they give a shit about there troops. Many talk about mutiny, mass homicide, and suicide. Most other career fields know about L.O. and know not to mess with them because of there ease of agitation.

A very loyal, frightless, and strong soilder for the United States Marine Corps.
12 Weeks of brutal, fierce, and mind toddeling training with the best. Also the strongest and proudest out of all armed forces. Their the first sent into battle and the last to come out. USAF veterans and wannabes can say all they want about the USMC and how USAF is stronger, but look at it this way, the Air Force is in the air with nukes at the click of a finger and will fall back when shot or locked on by a missile and cannot save other Allie Air Crafts, but Marines are on the ground, with limited ammo, a M-16, a Pistol, few grenades, and a knife, out in war for hours, days, weeks, months, without returning to base, and they can save and help other soilders and will take 20 bullets to the chest just to save his/her fellow Marine friend. Never underestimate the power and will of the United States Marines. HOO RAH!!!

The men who do all the real work in the US military. Also double as maids and sanitation workers for the many times they have had to clean up after the Army's dumbass shit and take out the trash around the globe.
We stole the rope from the Army, the anchor from the Navy, the eagle from the Air Force and on the 7th day when God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe and we've pretty much been running the show ever since. OOHRAH!

The coffe mug the President drinks from. Usually adorned with the Seal of the President of the United states and other accessories such as jewels, etc. As seen on the Daily Show.

10 November 1775: I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M16 and my father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I eat concertina, piss napalm, and I can shoot a round through a flea’s ass at 300 meters. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, I travel the globe, festering on anti-Americans everywhere I go for, the love of Mom, Chevrolet, baseball, and apple pie. I’m a grunt. I’m the dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful little son of a bitch that’s kept wolf away from the door for over 235 years. I’m a United States marine, we look like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the shit out of both of them. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the rope from the Army, and the anchor from the Navy. And on the 7th Day, when God rested, we overran His perimeter, stole the globe, and we’ve been running the show ever since. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by God.

Simper Fidelis