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The country south of my beloved Canada. Its not all bad, except for a very flawed and dumbass leader. I also do not like the people who voted for that idiot. Bush can kiss my ass.
Lacks: -Free Healthcare -Smart Leader (although ours isint to great either) -Self Contraint to NOT FUCKING GO TO WAR AT THE DROP OF A PIN -The intelligence to reazlize that saying GOD BLESS AMERICA goes against there own constitution (not everyone belives in God u pricks.) -Peacekeeping -Eviromental Laws -Surplus (7 trillion in debt? comon!) -A strong dollar (ha bitches we own you now, $1.05 amercian right now!) -Knowladge of ANYTHING CANADIAN. Has: -Strong enough military to protect us -Good people in Democrats who will win this election(GO OBAMA!) -Hollywood (w00t) -T.V. Stations. -The Interweb. we just need to get along :D US CANADIANS: WE DONT SAY ABOOT OR EH JUST LIKE YOU AINT ALL HICKS WHO TALK LIKE UNEDUCATED MORONS. Real quotes from Rick Mercers; Talking to Americans in the United States
Rick: (at Harvard) Our prime minister Tim Horton just got a double double. Girl: Whats that? Rick: Its when the prime minister gets support from both sides of the house. Girl: O congrats Rick : By the way what do u study Girl : World Politics. Rick: (at princeton) What do you think of the Saskatchuan (i know its spelt wrong im tired.) Seal Hunt? Professor: I think beating seals to death is wrong! Rick: What do you teach? Professor: Geography. ---- This Actually happened to me At niagra Falls american: Hey kid where are all the igloos? Me: We dont live in igloos dumb fuck American: Hey u forgot to say Eh! Me: What the fuck are you talking about? American : Dont u mean aboot? eh? Me: FUCK YOU! FUCKING HICK! WE DONT LIVE IN IGLOOS! WE DONT SAY EH! E DONT SAY ABOOT! WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE ROAD, AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING PUSSIES! (i kick him in the balls at pussies) American: (wincing in pain) you are so dead. Me: Go fuck your president. *walks away* --- can i hear a w00t? |
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