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15. United Kingdom
The source of ALL that is evil nowadays in the world: racism, ignorance, falseness, intollerance, colonialism, outsourcing, hate, arrogance, slavery, exploitation, subjugation, centralization, mind closure and utter inability to PRONOUNCE alphabet letters for their phonetic meaning.
This "country" is inhabited by a naive populaion that thinks that acting accordingly to what mentioned above is allright since that's what they've been doing for centuries.
Britsh gentleman: Pardon me sir, this is the United Kingdom, so could you please get back to your country so we can continue to exploit your pathetic race in the same faraway land we colonized XXX years ago and I simultaneously won't ruin my tea time smelling your inferior kind and hearing your unbearable accent?
1. united kingdom
An island in europe consisting of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Island.
"the prime minister is labour tory.theres a mosque at the end of your street and a french restaurant next door. We are neither in or out of Europe. We are famous for our beer but drink in wine bars. we are not a colonial power but still have a commonwealth. we are jealous of the rich but buy into the Hello! celebrity culture. We live in a United Kingdom thats no longer united. We are muddled." -Jeremy Clarkson
2. United Kingdom
<noun>
United Kingdom is the shortened version of what is the 'United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland' which can be further abbreviated to simply the U.K.
The United Kingdom is comprised of four states, in order of size, England the largest, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.
The main language of the U.K. is English, but other languages such as Scottish Gaelic, Welsh and Irish Gaelic are also spoken in more remote parts.
The U.K. is situated in an archapelago of islands off the North Western coast of the European continent. Great Britain (England, Scotland and Wales) being the largest of the islands. The islands surrounding Britain are also a part of the U.K.
"I live in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland."
"So you are British then?"
"Yes..."
by Stuart Fletcher Jan 6, 2005 add a video
3. United Kingdom
JM Writes :
"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare
Time to remind him that the definition is United Kingdom and Not England.And whilst on the subject of Blundering Errors England Was Conquered in 1066 by lots of Normans From France Remember William the Conqueror?
England is only part of the United Kingdom Not the whole thing!
4. united kingdom
The only place on earth that securely ties itself to a chair and then cordially invites all the scumbags of the world to come and rob it of its own riches and benefits, even passing laws to help them to do so and prevent its own indigenous population from doing anything about it. This has come to such a head that the people with any money /common sense are gradually (upon retirement or earlier)moving away to such places as France, Spain, Portugal to escape the madness. Eventually the indigenous population will dwindle to such a degree that there will be too few people contributing into the system to support the ever increasing number of scumbags taking out of the system.
I'm moving awaqy from the United Kingdom to escape from the ever increasing number of scumbags the country seems hellbent on importing.
5. United Kingdom
A bit of an misleader as it is neither United nor a Kingdom. The English hate the Scots and the Scots hate the English - So much for unity. The current monarch is QUEEN Elizabeth, hence we should rename it "The Un-united Queendom".
You live in the United Kingdom? Isn't that full of chavs and idiots?
No... Mumford and Sons are not chavs!
6. United Kingdom
Just like Narnia, it doesnt exist, though a few English still believe it does...
Peter opened the wardrobe door and walked into it, he soon found himself in United Kingdom
7. United Kingdom
the country that once ruled half the world, our politics are shite and our economy's gone to hell but we're better than a bunch of fatass yanks sitting there trolling saying we're shit. If any of the people who insult britain ever got off their asses and bothered to visit the country that civilised them. Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
American: Howdy you stoopid son of a bitch

British person:Greetings, fat fucktard who has ancestors from the United Kingdom.

American:whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
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