Girl in LA: Thanks, so are you!
Guy in Moscow: What are you doing?
Girl in LA: Relaxing at home.
Guy in Moscow: Wish I could help you relax some more.
Girl in LA: That would be sweet - tee hee.
Guy in Moscow: Can I come over and give you a massage?
Girl in LA: Ummm.. and you're 10,000 miles away.. so cut the Unicorn Talk and talk real or get on a plane and put out or just shut up.
Guy in Moscow: Oh, sorry! Didn't realize I was dealing with such a fine sophisticate with a good head on her shoulders! Guy in Moscow: So what bands are you into?
Girl in LA: Only the good stuff: Owl City, Dragonette, Stevie Nicks..