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To try to make yourself unaroused by taking a cold shower, running, thinking of something extremely boring, or any other thing so you can distract yourself from naughty thoughts.
Please talk to me about something boring so I can unhornify myself before you leave.
by Rio Hondo April 15, 2010
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