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An incredibly hot girl that flirts a lot, like a closet whore and tells tons of sexual innuendos. However, one will never be able to invade her mouth and seal the deal.
Guy1: Sofia Gizzi is so hot, I need to get with her.
Guy2: No man, you know as well as me that she is unhookupable.
by ragx June 22, 2009
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Beat, wack, mad scathed in the genitalia area, beautifully challenged, anti-hott, so ridonculously fugly that no testosterone-possessing human would ever consider in their sober or non-sober state-of-mind to think about in any shape or form every touching even their pinky toe to this human being
John Robert Weiss: On a scale of 1 to 10, what would you consider Fat Jess

Check: Unhookupable
by John Robert Weiss December 07, 2004
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