-A god who rules with mercy and justice. He doesn't require you to give up your money for a "greater cause". He just wants everyone to be nice to each other
-A verb that combines weird, funny, friendly, and awkward at the same time.
Michael: "Yeah, he's a Unes."
John: "He always makes situations weird."
James: "He's such a Unes."
Chris: "Have you heard about Unes?"
David: "No, who is he?"
Chris: "He's a god that only wants you to be nice."
David "He sounds pretty cool."
*After tipping over ALL the aisles in a grocery store*
Alex: "Wow, I didn't even know that was possible, way to unes."