A sexually explitive similar to Texas Belt Buckle. It is the action of pulling the penis through the pocket of the pants and then exposing it, still in the pocket fabric. Basically creating a pocketwatch looking object.
Girl: "Hey Steve, What time is it?"
Steve: "Hold on, Let me check "Uncle Jed's Pocketwatch."
Steve then reaches into his pocket and performs the aforementioned trick.
by BMFwhitey February 01, 2006
5 Words related to Uncle Jed's Pocketwatch
its when you take your schlong and pull it
out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners
The bitch asked for my cell phone, and i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch instead!
by p cutta April 10, 2005
its when you pull your schlong out of your pocket so it is hanging over your jeans, but is covered by the inner lining of your pocket
tha bitch axed for my celly, so i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch on her!
by p cutta April 10, 2005

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