#2: I know, as soon as she asked him what "Mo" was short for, he turned as red as a twice-used maxi pad.
#1: For real! I had to tell her it was short for "Mohamed."
#2: When will he realize "Mo" is the toupee of all nicknames?
#1: (scoffs) I love him more than I love Guided By Voices, but he's such an Uncle
Uncle Sam basically represents the US Government, although he greatly represents the US Military.
*Sam Fisher's alias in a mission during Splinter Cell : Pandora Tomorrow.
*An appropriate name for anyone in the military named Sam. This name may not be appropriate for females named Sam though.
Me : "....not funny."
Me : "puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points" I want you. ^.^
Hottie : "*has a confused look*"
Also one of my relatives, whether you believe me or not.
1. The vagina is cut with a razor or scissors
2. The bloody vagina is then ejaculated into
3. Next, blue Gatorade is poured into the vagina
4. The man proceeds to have intercourse with the red, white, and blue mixture.
person 2: Cuz it's the American dream to be able to do anything you can put your mind and wallet to. You know...Uncle Sam.