Terrence: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your a cock-sucking ass-licking
uncle fucker
Your an uncle fucker yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just fuck your uncle all day long

(farting sounds)

Mountie: What's going on here

(Farting sounds)

People in background: Uncle fucker x5

Terrence and Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker

Terrence: Your an uncle fucker i must say

Phillip: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday

Terrence and Phillip: AAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Uncle fuuuuucker
That's u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle Fuckerrrrrr!!!!!!

Phillip: Suck my balls

shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker yes its true
nobody fucks uncles quite like you
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long
*farting bit*
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker i must say
you fucked your uncle yesterday
AAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
uncle fucker
thats u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle fuckerrrrrr!!!!!! suckmyballs

ok now im showing off lol

"You're an unclefucker that is true, no one fucks uncle quite like you!"

hey fellahs the unclefucker and dick cheney are on tv again!

Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker!
Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker!

My brother is an uncle fucker but I am not.