One who commits an absurdity of unbearable proportions would be deemed an "Unbearable Man", be it an act of verbal profanity or a physical outrage. See also: "Filthy Man".
Note: all women are exempt from being Unbearable Men; see "Filthy Whore".
Drake: How was cricket practise this evening, Amir?
Amir: Well Drake, I bowled a jaffer of an Outswinging
Yorker which went right through the Gate and ripped
out the Batsman's off peg.
Drake: I did that once, and they didn't let me have my
Oranges at half time.
Amir: HOW DARE YOU! YOU UNBEARABLE MAN!
WE DON'T HAVE ORANGES... IT IS TEA & SCONES!