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1.
ump
A result of an unintentional bowel movement. A single pebble of feces resembling the texture of popcorn shrimp.
While getting blown I accidentally bounced an ump off her chin.
by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003
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2.
UMP
An aconym for Universal Machine Pistole. I weapon that fires a 0.45 ACP round at a RPM rate of about 500. Some would call this Slow for a Submachine Gun of the 90's, but when examined closer, the higher caliber of the slug makes the delay all the more worth it.
A 25 round stick magazine protrudes from the bottom of the gun's body and a small muzzle with grooves for a silencer sticks off the front.
Over all, a Wonderful weapon in Real life.
However, the Developers of games Like Counterstrike have Butchered the True nature of the Weapon and made it second best to it's baby brother, the Mp5.
(even so, I'll still use and WIN with my UMP)
1) That's a nice SOCOM silencer you've put on you're UMP 45.
2) 45 ACP: Finaly got a decent rampage with my UMP
by 45 ACP (Spike) March 10, 2004
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3.
UMP
Stands for Universal MaschinenPistole or Universal Sub Machine Gun.
Manufactured by Heckler & Koch.
Very light weight.
Many mods available for it.
Uses the same .45 ACP ammo as the usp.
Famous in Counter-Strike.
UMP is not a very good weapon in Counter-Strike.
by Van Mundegaarde December 11, 2003
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4.
Ump
Shortened form of 'umpire' used by baseball players, managers, and anyone connected with the game.
Fans don't call umpires 'umps'- they usually use more offensive names.
by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005
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5.
:Adjective-When Applied to a girl, it means Sexy or Hot. When applied to anything else means tight or cool

:Verb- to have sexual intercourse or sex

Background.
It all started when one man said that when he was listening to Techno one day, umpsa umpsa umpsa umpsa. He thought about having sex. It evolved from there...
Ex 1
That girl is umps.
Ex 2
Person A: How was the party
Person B: It was Umps
Person A: Umps Umps
Ex 3
I am def. tryin to umps her!
by Brandon SSK Murtagh October 29, 2004
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6.
ump
1. The infamous Universal Machine Pistole from Counter-Strike. A very poor performance weapon

2. The action of owning (or in extrem cases, pwning) someone in Counter-Strike using a UMP. Because the gun sucks so much, killing someone with it can sometimes be an amazing task.
"Man, you got ump'd!"
by Daniel Balsewicz May 30, 2006
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7.
UMP
Universal
Machine
Pistol

A sub machine gun developed by Heckler and Kosh, the same company that has made the MP5 series and USP.
Developed due to the low penetrating power(against armor) of the MP5's 9mm ammunition and high cost. In fact, in enforcement agencies the MP5 submachine gun is more expensive than a M4A1 rifle.
Also, in real life the UMP is much more easier to clean than the odd MP5 which needs special tools.
Overall, the UMP is much superior than its brother, the MP5. It has power, low cost, accuracy and reliability. Could you ask for more?
Visit http://www.hkpro.com/ump.htm for more info.

+ Don't judge everything on games like Counterstrike. Get a life.
by Target May 30, 2005
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