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1.
1.The Sexyist Motha fucka youll ever meet.
2.this nigga is a pimp.
pimps umers
by 1c0n April 24, 2009
 
2.
A male name for Muslims with an Arabic origin,most boys with this name are extremely Handsome, loved by all females, are charming to the core, loved by all and prove to be great friends for anyone who needs them whether they like that person or not. Also they are known to excel with a woman in bed and are known to be a success with women. An Umer is usually looked up too by all younger ones and peers and proves to set records that become legends and tales are told about Umer and what great feats he accomplished. All Umers are great frends and lend a helping hand or a shoulder to anyone and everyone.
Girl 1:- Where are all the sute guys.
Girl 2:- Look at the one just entering this place
Girl 1:- Wow! I'm sure he's Umer!
by He_man! August 14, 2010
 
3.
An ancient creature, a word common among youths in Pakistan
Dinosaurs are all umers
by CraziDezi May 29, 2009