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A brand of soccer shorts, most popular during the late 80s/early 90s. Recently, Umbros have seen a revival among men who frequent strip clubs.
The silky smooth fabric of my Umbros reduces friction whenever I visit Chances Are.
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The act of dry humping your partner until climax, typically while wearing soft clothing such as Umbro shorts.
We didn't want to go all the way, so she let me umbro her on the second date.
by Danimalx87 January 15, 2009
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something you say when someone is mistaken, or should stop talking. pronounced "umm...bro?". similar to bruh.
Chris: "Batman is a good superhero."
Landon: "Umbro?"
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John: My teacher punched me in the face

John 2: umbro?
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A bro you forgot the name of.
YOU: Hey... umbro!

BRO: Yo!
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