somebody extremely foreign in a cool way. the kind of guy all the other boys want to be like, and the girls want to be with.
omg look at that guy over there. hes such an ulrik. his tight pants, and matching scarf just makes the difference
by ulrik January 08, 2004
Ulrik, a vampire with sexual tendancies, he might ask for sex or just rape you. however he always means it in a good way and is kind no matter how angry he gets. Partial to living in attics, ulriks always need loving care if they are to be accepted in todays modern society.
by theposse May 31, 2010
A guy with an IQ of 1, because he only knows one thing. The brain of Ulriks does not comprehend the fact that something is not Little Einsteins, because he can only process Little Einsteins. This European nigger only sings this cunt ass song all day long and no one can escape the fucking lyrics of shit that sound in their heads for all eternity, as the sound is an organic parasite that manifests in the form of a slow and painful sound wave. No science can science this shit because no one knows how to remove themselves from this sound, and they get infected with the evil parasite which makes more people into the Ulriks parasite of only 1 IQ. It is a terrible way of destroying the human brain which we have worked so hard for. We can only hope that humans will evolve without ears from now on, as the parasitic sound wave will take over the world. It all started in fucking language class, so don't even try to get him to stop, the king, Ulriks will never stop singing the cunt ass bitch nigger faggot song of Little Einsteins.
by litllej lklf jsdj FD AS FSDA S March 21, 2017