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A sex machine that knows how to pound the pussy, he is usually very chill and likes to smoke pot. He is very sexy and handsome. He has a very large penis
Girl: I was with an Ulmer last night
Other girl: I wish I could have been with him. Did y'all get high and get crazy
Girl: yeah we did it was crazy and amazing
by Jim jones February 08, 2013

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