Ugmo -noun
pl-ugmos

An ugly monster. Lisa Simpson once said it.
Jen:

"some of them are gorgeous, some of them are plain, a few are ugmos"

Or, from The Simpsons:

Lisa: I'm an ugmo.
Homer: Now, that's not true. You're cute as a bug's ear.
Lisa: Fathers have to say that little stuff.
Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
Grandpa: No. You're homely as a mule's butt.
Homer: There. See?
by Thomas D March 11, 2006
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a relatively unattractive female considered hideous to even people with virtually no standards.
WILHELM: do you guys think my girlfriend vera is hot?

COLIN: you mean that hideous goblin over there?

CARL: dude, calling her a goblin is flattering, shes a fucking ugmo!
by ronnie_e July 30, 2010
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ugly mother fucker, these are the two words combined to form ugmo.
man that mattew deveraux kid is a fukin ugmo
by raaal April 6, 2005
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Abbreviation for ugly motherfucker used to describe a person or object.
I'm not sleeping with him; he's ugmo.
by Elaine October 18, 2001
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A combination of "ugly" and "motherfucker" Proudly thought of by the Newby/Howard family
"Quit being dumb ugmo"
by J. Newby October 21, 2004
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a krazy slut who tried 2 get wid sum 1 outa her leage at a movie marathon
god damn that ugmoz tryin 2 hook in!!
by poo April 22, 2003
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An ugly homosexual man. Combining ug (ugly) and mo (homo).
Let's go to another club, guys. Too many ugmos.
by UrbanHomo December 7, 2009
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