|1.||Ugly Fat Lady|
Or UFL, a fugly, fatso and nutso girl without boyfriend, navel or a normal bra. Her only ability is to try to do a diet. Nobody give sex to her because that is illegal and dangerous (just like to fuck a whale). However many pervs wanted to fuck her for free, for songs, for poems or even paying!
My friend Rachael called herself a Ugly Fat Lady, but thanks to the Swam diet, she looks now like a Pretty Thin Bitch.