skinny white kid w/ an abnormally large penis;
loves hondas & Hyundai tiburons;
Has a gay streak that could make most girls jealous and has a knack for buying the cutest shoes, especially if there's a sale.
will spend hundreds of dollars in JCPennys;
well mannered, a girl's "gay" best friend, kind hearted
Generally has no trouble with cuddling up to people he has just met;
Whatever you do, if you meet someone with the last name Ufkes, STAY OUT OF THEIR CAR. DO NOT GO IN THE VEHICLE. YOUR LIFE WILL BE IN PERIL DANGER.
easy to love, "sex on legs", Athletic, Likes planes, when someone named Ufkes sleeps, it's as though he has fallen into a coma and not even the apocalypse or an earth quake could wake him. No really. Kick him once or twice. The dude won't budge.

All-in-all amazing person, great sense of humor, always can make you smile;
wants to have many children

Nickname: Fonzy.