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2.
One who contstantly sends out email invites to XBOX live events, and then stiffs because either he is so pussy whipped or he runs a fever of 98.8, and has 'sniffles.' Also known as an ass crammer, helmet browner, fudge packer, hershey highway rider, etc.
"Sorry I missed you guys last night, I had to rub my wife's feet, do the laundy and iron all of our socks, while my wife has a nap."

"Sorry I missed you guys, I was not feeling too well. My nose was a bit runny and I took my temperature, rectally of course, and I'm running 98.8 degree fever. Cough, cough."
by Marino Rules January 16, 2004
 
1.
German term used to describe homosexuals that like leather underwear with the spikes on the inside
Hello sweetie, meet my friend Micheal. (in a whispering voice -> He's an Uber Khan)
by PM May 07, 2003
 
3.
The one who made PowerMonger like a little UBER byatch!
Uberkhan'ed his little wimpy, camping MOFO chicken shit ass!
by Dude! Sweet! UK May 06, 2003
 
4.
A Greek god. Handsome to the point where women often faint when in the presence of an uber khan.
That uber khan really gets the chicks! I wish I was as well hung as he is, said Andrew.
by SMIRK May 07, 2003
 
5.
Isn't this a synonym for "pillow-biter"
Only in prison does one meet Uber Khan.
by PM May 07, 2003