Top Definition
A Ubando is a name from Asia but sounds like it should be Africa.

Usually a slimey estate agent has a name like this and loves wearing brown suits.

He cant speak at all, and usually gets a lot of people angry.

Loves transexuals of the Brazilian kind!
Jonny: God damn I wish that Ubando would open his fucking mouth and speak up!
Olly: I know, what a gobshite"!
by Jonny Mack 1982 October 10, 2011

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