uva
Useless, vacuous, ass-munch
The guy in the shirt and tie at the football game must be a UVA fan, you can tell because his nose tilts higher than everyone else around him.
by Kickin' Ass Since '84 October 13, 2004
UVA
Founded in 1819, the University of Virginia is one of the most amazing schools in Virginia, and the country for that matter. UVA is the only North American college or university designated as a World Heritage Site by the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization, which means it is preserved as a "site of outstanding cultural or natural importance to the common heritage of humankind." Located in Charlottesville, VA, rated one of the top cities to live in America in 2004, UVA is consistently at the top of the public school rankings list. UVA is situated near 'the Corner' which is home to a multitude of restaurants, collegiate merchandise shops, and bars, including 'the Biltmore,' which was rated the number one college bar in America by Playboy.com. UVA is also home to over 30 national fraternity chapters and 16 national sorority chapters. UVA's grounds have been graced by such public figures as Queen Elizabeth II, Desmond Tutu, the Dalali Lama, John F. Kennedy, Robert Kennedy, Ted Kennedy, and Franklin D. Roosevelt. UVA also attracts many major performing artists, namely the Rolling Stones, the Roots, Dave Matthews Band, and Eric Clapton. The Virginia Cavaliers have won 16 recognized NCAA National Championships, 13 of them since 1980, with at least two national titles each in five different sports.
In summary, I can't wait until the fall to go back to UVA.
by Mike5250 July 11, 2006
UVA
A public school, enough said. Where wannabe elites go that cant get into a true institution. far to hard to get into for a public school. A haven for fake preps and people who believe that they are better than just because they go to UVA. For a true education go to a private school, they dont have to put up with affirmative action bullshit and they quality of education is better. I went to UVA for 2 years so im not a hater just because i couldnt get in.
If you think your classy and smart come to UVA, but any good private school will crap in your face.
by Old Southern Money August 21, 2006
UVA
UVA - Uppity Virgin Asylum (none of you are ever getting laid unless its by accident)

A school full of cookie-cut preps who are taught by teachers that somehow they'll all rule the world. The majority of white males there are issued clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch along with penis enlargers and a How-To book on fitting in, while all other races there try to emulate them. Fraternities consist of burnt out alcoholics trying to have sex with ugly girls, all the time touting their future as rich economists who will ultimately come to embrace the idea of suicide when they realize money can't buy friends and families. Most of all, as the other definition entries attest to, UVA students spend the rest of their lives trying to validate their pitiful snotty existences by downing the other well-known Virginia schools that actually have students with intelligence, personalities, and humility.
(Please note: Asian prep males at UVA are the most pathetic people on earth. Please let them know that expensive clothes and cars do NOT make you better in bed, nor do they increase penis size. You are JOKES.)
Just look around for the people with their noses in the air. No worries, they'll develop back problems later in life.
by SadButTrue March 24, 2005
UVA
The third best school in Virginia, behind Virginia Tech and The College of William and Mary. If your grandparents did not attend, and you are not of an ethnic minority chances are unless you give amazing head,or can pay for an admissions letter, chances are you will not get in. Thomas Jefferson didnt even attend you hell hole, and he really isnt your friend (NO MATTER WHAT FACEBOOK SAYS). When you down another school it proves how lame you are...don't be mad that your football team sucks. We love when you wear dresses and high heels because when your dumb drunk asses go falling down on grounds...we laugh our ASSES off. Oh and PS...your girls arent as cute as those Virginia Tech girls. The Lawnies...piss on each other and out of windows...and you call us Hillbillies? (And they are your honor students...cream of what crop?) I am sorry to offend you but lets be honest...Virginia Tech is the one and ONLY number one research university in the state of virginia...that means (if you can handle the math, and you cant pay a calculator) you are not that school. So excuse us while we go to our game and watch our team win in a sweatshirt and jeans...oh yeah and we are still hotter than you :)
Kid 1: Where do you go to school
Kid 2: I am the biggest fucking loser on the planet, I had to go to UVA or my dad said he would rape me, and take away my sweet polo collection

How many UVAers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to hold the cell phone and the other to cry to daddy asking how to fix it.
by P A U L October 02, 2006
uva
University of Virginia Avenue- Otherwise known as Indian River Community College because it's main campus resides on Virginia Avenue in Ft. Pierce, Florida
Jermoe: Yo man you go to UVA too
Darnel: Yea, only got shot at once
Jermoe: tight
by Rob December 28, 2003
UVA
Usually Violated Anally...and loving it
Pink popped collars, gay sweaters, and ties are examples of UVA guys
by browncm October 13, 2004

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