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8.
1. The area inside of the female genetalia, used to house a fetus during pregnancy.
2. The area into which the penis or balls are inserted.
"I once shoved a cow into my uterus."
by Matthew July 25, 2003
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1.
The University of Texas symbol. It's supposed to be the front of a longhorn's head, but it looks a lot like the ventral profile of a woman's womb.
Many longhorns wear burnt orange shirts with a white UTerus on them.
by sambarnes February 29, 2008
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2.
1. The part of a female in which a fetus grows.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.
3. Oh, are you a man? Oh, you don't have a uterus? Well, here, watch as I rip off your balls and throw them down before a herd of stampeding cattle. Get it yet?
by Angry Girl June 28, 2006
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3.
the "oven" part of "there a bun in the oven." Where the fetus lives.
I can see your uterus.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003
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4.
1. The part of a female in which a fetus grows.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.
3. Oh, are you a man? Oh, you don't have a uterus? Well, here, watch as I rip off your balls and throw them down before a herd of stampeding cattle. Get it yet?
by PMS Chick June 27, 2006
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5.
an individual whom you are fucking around with that happens to be a good 4-5 years younger than you.
SPAM: OMG you won't believe who Ty is dating?
Sven: Why?
SPAM: He's still in high school, he's like 5 years younger.
Sven: OMG ty's with a uterus?!
by jensalazar525 August 04, 2008
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6.
An area on a woman created by pants/shorts that might be a little to big or incorrectly fitted that causes a small bulge or bunched area in the crotch area. Resembling the shape of a uterus.
"Those pants are giving you a weird uterus region"
"Dont buy those shorts, they give you a uterus".
by Emine March 10, 2004
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7.
Object that your male friend penetrates while *bumping uglies* Usually painful for the one night stand lady.
While Johnny fucked Sally, she screamed in pain, because Johnny was penetrating her uterus.
by Sally December 15, 2003
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