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acronym:(pronounced "UHt-mah"): unanswered text message anxiety - def: the grief (and sometimes horror) experienced when waiting for response via text message. Commonly experienced during the early stages of dating.
"I texted him 3 hours ago, and he's giving me total UTMA!"
by JaSprx December 05, 2007
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A term of general disgust, evolving over time from the original, " Eat Me ! ", because Mom didn't appreciate the brothers' emphatic expression of that phrase, thus it morphed into 'et ma', then 'ert ma' and finally, 'Utma ! ', still expressed emphatically to register ones disapproval or disgust over any number of daily situations. More recently, a Jewish variant has come into use, "Oytma !".
"Dude! I just sharted."

Ah, Utma, willya !?
by ydGoat May 25, 2010
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adj - Stands for "uglier than my ass". Usually used to describe someone (or something) with extremely little beauty.
I had to sit next to the UTMA girl at the party.
by BigWillyStyle August 24, 2004
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