acronym:(pronounced "UHt-mah"): unanswered text message anxiety - def: the grief (and sometimes horror) experienced when waiting for response via text message. Commonly experienced during the early stages of dating.
"I texted him 3 hours ago, and he's giving me total UTMA!"
A term of general disgust, evolving over time from the original, " Eat Me ! ", because Mom didn't appreciate the brothers' emphatic expression of that phrase, thus it morphed into 'et ma', then 'ert ma' and finally, 'Utma ! ', still expressed emphatically to register ones disapproval or disgust over any number of daily situations. More recently, a Jewish variant has come into use, "Oytma !".