1. An Acronym fo "the Ultimate Team Exerience in Sports
2. A group of SGA sponsored, quasi-coomunistic, semi-elitist athletes who have a proficiency for dominating any and all intramural sports found at Jacksonville University
3. One who desperately hates the pop culture phenomenom of "collar Popping" and has a propensity for serving all those who find the necessity for popping their collar in the harshest of manners.
Sidenote: in order to qualify for definition #3, one must first be a part of definition #2.
"Oh Shit, we play the UTES tonight!"
"There really is no sense in competing with the UTES, everyone knows they will win."
"Yes, it's true, Backup Barch is a UTE."
The mascot for the University of Utah. Huge rival of BYU even though it isn't much of a rivalry because the Utes win every time. Where you can get a REAL education in Utah, unlike the team down south (BYU) where it is just a place to meet your husband. The original BCS Busters.
The Utes really kicked BYU's ass in football.
the tightest rappers around comprized of 4 of the sickest mc's to ever do it
but its more then a group and a lifestyle utes stands for everything good if ur a good person then your a UTE
Mike Glisan is a UTE
The team of the biggest idiots in college football. They play cream filled cupcakes every year to try and assure an undefeated season. Their fans are known for their douschyness and thinkin their team is much better than they really are.
Ute fan: Man the utes are so freakin good this year.
Your response: Who have they played this year?
Ute fan: San jose st, new mexico st, itt tech, Taylorsville high school.