A faulty CRP Propeller System has caused it numerous delays, and is consequently the chief source of income for BAE ship repair yard.
Although its demographics enjoy a fair share of diversity, every crew member is a closet-racist. There is a scarce number of Asian-Americans and is the one group who are most likely to be discriminated against.
Fraternization is commonplace, and is a direct cause for a growing average number of pregnancies per year.
Sailor: "The USS Vella Gulf!"
"Ha! I just got off that shithole. Fuck that place!"
"Well I'm pretty sure it won't be that bad..."
(2 years later): "Man, fuck this place..."