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3. USPS
(v) to mail something via the United States Postal Service, a practice generally frowned upon by people under 30.
"Don't USPS your birthday party invites, that stone-age crap is strictly for weddings. Through rain or snow or dark of night still takes longer than the internet."
1. usps
Acronym for United States Postal Service. A place of psychotic mailmen, evil yet pathetic individuals like Newman from Seinfeld, and old guys in really ugly, blue outfits. They say they'll mail in the snow, rain, and stuff like that but they're damn slow anyway!
I sent a package through usps to 'Jersey(say from NY) and it gets there a month later. I coulda delivered it faster myself on my bicycle! Damn you usps!
by anonymonous-man Mar 27, 2005 add a video
2. USPS
a mailing service, and not a very good one either.
if the usps is out to deliver your package, than it's considered lost.
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