The only known cures are:
1. Moving out of the Upstate area
2. Mercy execution via firing squad
Friend:"Really? She's comfortably in the 200s."
The most prestigious private school in San Diego County. USD is home of the Surfer Kings and Beach Queens. The students at USD know how to have a good time. From beach parties do clubbing to going over the border down to Tijuana. Toreros, the University Mascot, know when to hit the books and get serious.
USD is home of the most beautiful people which explains how difficult it is to get in. This school is no joke when it comes down social status. Located on top of the hills in Linda Vista looking over the ocean, USD is it's own utopia. From pristine beaches and wealthy children, USD is the best choice for a Southern California bound student.
The University can best be explicated with the words: WEALTHY, ELITE, SUCCESSFUL.
University of Spoiled Delinquents
University of Sexy Dudes
University of Spoiled Daughters
University of Shattered Dreams
University of Stuck-up D*cks
University of Something Drastic
University of Surfer Dudes
"WHAT!? Wow, how did you manage to pull that off?"
"I don't know, my daddy pulled some strings"
"Wow, and how do you pay for it?"
"Umm, my dad had to sell our 4 beach houses in Key West, he wanted me to feel at home"