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A team whose history is full of pretty boys (Carson Palmer), heroin addicts (Todd Marinovich), steroid abusers (pretty much all of them), and murderers (OJ). Occasionally they crank out a good player, but these can be hard to find among all the failures (see Bush, Reggie; Leinart, Matt; Williams, Mike). They think they have won a bunch of national titles, but don't realize that Div 1-A football doesn't actually have a champion. Thus, their trophies are roughly as valuable as awards for tiddlywinks competitions.
Is there a single decent human being on the USC Football Team? I guess not.
by Chaka Khan, III February 28, 2009
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The closest thing to a pro football team Los Angeles has.
Lame. LA doesnt have a pro team. WTF!!


Meh. USC football is pretty good. They could probably beat the Raiders.
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One of the best college football teams. Hadn't lost in years until the Rose Bowl against the Texas Longhorns. Still one of the best college football teams in the nation.
-Change the channel!! Why watch this trash when you can watch USC football!!?
by HipHoPNicoLE August 06, 2007
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1) A really good football team that's not as good as they used to be.
2) University of Careless Little Assholes' rival.
The last time the USC football team won a national championship was in 2004. Unfortunatley, they lost to the Texas Longcocks in 2005.
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