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The University of South Cameron Street, another name for Harrisburg Area Community College (13th grade, HACC). People call it this trying to sound like it's a much more prestigious school in California.
Jimmy: "Man, HACC is kicking my ass this semester."
Bobby: "Yeah man, I feel really bad for you. I'm having a really good time over at USCS. The girls there are AWESOME and I hang out on the beach all day. I'll probably make a couple million once I get out, you know, cuz I'm gonna get into the film industry."
Jimmy: "California must be a good time. Hey, wait a minute...aren't you in my basic arithmetic class?"
Bobby: "Yeah, I go to HACC. By the beach I mean the concrete beach on the Susquehanna River. And by the film industry I mean animal porn. Man, I'm sore from that horse last night."
Jimmy: "Seriously dude, you need to lay off the paint thinner."
by Nick D August 26, 2004
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An overly scrutinized university in Southern California, USC boasts great athletics and top tier academics. Some cal system schools have higher ranked overall academics, but USC has better business than UCLA and a better film school than anyone in the nation. Having read the other <b>defenitions</b> here of USC, it is clear more Bruin's use Urban Dictionary than do trojans.

Oh yeah, I love when a USC student knows how to SPELL!

(Now would be a great place to make a slam against UCLA since everyone here is partying while Bruin's "define their world," but I will refrain to make my point).

Well, at least that show's we're smart enough to find the Urban Dictionary. And it also show's how little you know... some of the people who have posted belong to Cal.

If you live in California, then I'll admit that UCLA is probably better unless your going into business or cinema because of the price. But honestly, we're both top tier....can't we just be friends and make fun of <b>truely</b> crappy colleges.

Does film and business teach you anything about English? Maybe if you learn how to spell first, then I'll consider dropping the "USC is crap" business.

Cause in the end, graduates from both are going to be at the top of their industries commanding community college kids, might as well get along.

USC is known for business and film, but UCLA is known for being one of the LARGEST research institutions in the world! The freaking INTERNET was born here! How can you compare film and business to that?!

UCLA Student: There is no need for all this Trojan-Bruin hate, we're both students in top tier institutions in LA getting ready to make tons of cash.
USC Student: Your right, want to go to compton and get some 'yatches?
UCLA Student: Now your speaking my language

Again, go take an English class. And go ahead and holler at your skanky ass chicks. At least UCLA is classier.
UCLA Student: There is no need for all this Trojan-Bruin hate, we're both students in top tier institutions in LA getting ready to make tons of cash.
USC Student: Your right, want to go to compton and get some 'yatches?
UCLA Student: Now your speaking my language

Again, go take an English class. And go ahead and holler at your skanky ass chicks. At least UCLA is classier. 'Nough said.
by why usc sucks October 24, 2005
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USC is the abbreviation for Unnecessary Sport Coat. It can be found on many a male club goer throughout the nation. Sadly, the use of a USC is very rarely effective and often the wearer is never aware of its inherent unnecessary-ness.
Mustache: Whoa, USC is in full effect at the club tonight!
Dirty: I know! And I think this guy next to me decided to personalize his USC.
Mustache: Grossness!
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University of Stupid Children
University of Second Choice
University of South Central (ghetto ass neighborhood)
University of Social Connections
University of Sucking Cock!!!!
Q: What do USC students and UCLA students have in common?

A: They both got into USC
by california_dreamin December 23, 2008
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The envy of those who do not belong.
See most other definitions for all examples needed of USC.
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What is USC and what does it possess?

1. It is one of the most diverse colleges in the nation, with the most international students in the country.
2. It is continually, steadily rising in academic prestige, with this year's incoming class averaging a 1400 SAT and a 4.0 GPA (higher than any UC).
3. It has some of the best athletes and coaches in the country.
4. It also has some of the most beautiful college students in the nation.
5. It has the best film school in the country.
6. It is one of the best financially endowed universities in the country.
7. It is in Los Angeles, and close to all the clubs, beaches, cities and attractions you could ever wish for.
8. Though it is located in South Central, USC has a tight and respectful bond with the surrounding community.
9. It has some of the most loyal alums in the nation, who NETWORK and help each other out.
10. It has die-hard fans and supporters throughout the nation and the world, because of the previous nine reasons.
11. USC kids aren't any more rich or stuck-up than any other school. The average family income at USC is LOWER than at UCLA. So you are more likely to find stuck-up Beverly Hills-type f*cks in Westwood than at 'SC.

AND finally: Southern Cal has, and will always have, the ABILITY to piss off UCLA losers simply on account of just being BETTER on ALL accounts.

To ANYONE considering both USC and UCLA: would you rather be represented by a big dumb bear with baby blue as your school color or be represented by a crimson and gold TROJAN?

Yeah, I thought so.
No examples needed. Bitter Bruins can suck it.
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University of Southern California: plenty of hot chicks, great beer and the wildest parties around
USC Trojans rock da hizzy
by God March 13, 2005
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