|1.||USB Flip Flop|
The bending of the laws of physics when you try to plug in a USB, it doesn't fit, you flip it, it doesn't work, and you have to flip it a third time. Possible explanation: all USB devices exist in a four-dimensional plane.
Guy 1: Can you plug in my phone?
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: ...
Guy 1: What's taking so long...?
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm doing the USB Flip Flop.