The current US Airways is called "The New US Airways" after it was purchased by classier America West Airlines. The merger moved its corporate headquarters from northern Virginia to Tempe, AZ. US airways has the worst record for on-time departures because its hubs cities are known for constant delays: Phoenix, Las Vegas, Charlotte, Philadelphia, Washington National, Boston and New York-La Guardia.
I came here to shit and stink,
But all I did was sit and think.
I sat and sat but to my despair,
All I got was USair.
Person 2: Your flight is definitely going to leave late
Person 1: Yea, I've already gotten diverted Washington D.C.
Person 2: That's why it Useless Airways (cough... cough) oh, I mean US Airways