Just like Canada, or England only much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much better. Home of beautiful forests, great food, sexy women, and we protect all of the pussies in Europe and Canada with our friggin awesome kick ass tanks and shit. If you mess with us or our allies expect us to go ape shit on your ass.

we also walked on the moon (no big deal or anything.)

its great to be an american, where you can say what you want, do practically anything, and everything.

The USA invented:

1) the light bulb

2) computers
3) phones
4) airplanes
5) the internet
6) vaccines for polio, and cervical cancer
7) baseball
8) rolled toilet paper
9) breakfast cerial
10) motorcycles
11) football
12) trains
13) refrigerator
14) cameras
15) automobiles
16) zippers
17) tractors
18) advancements in all forms of firearms

19) the assembly line
20) traffic lights
21) super markets
22) liquid fuel rockets
23) iron lung
24) fiber glass
25) deodorant
26) microwave
27) mobile phones
28) video games
29) television
30) cable TV
31) carbon fiber
32) snowboarding
33) heart transplantation
34) basketball
35) e mail
36) digital camera
37) and nicotine patches
If it weren't for the USA the world would still be in the stone age. thank god they invented toilet paper.
by Thordaddy July 06, 2010
Close to 50% of the world's total military expenditure comes from the United States of America (USA). Russia and China's numbers are in the single digits. Don't believe me? Research it yourself.

Why do you think the USA can't even afford to take care of its poor people and establish a Universal Healthcare System?
The USA is nothing more than a corporate oligarchy with an imperialistic agenda that uses military force.
by TheAccomplice July 10, 2010
UnSolicited Advice; especially when from a spouse or mate and they try to subtlely suggest you do or not do something. U.S.A. is always unwanted by the receiver if the reciever is male. Often, females don't mind receiving U.S.A.
If direct U.S.A.: I think you should go apologize.
If less direct U.S.A.: Have you considered apologizing?
If even less direct U.S.A.: I know I would apologize, if it were me.
If very indirect U.S.A : You made him/her mad, I guess.
by Licky Philpot July 27, 2006
An OK country. Racism is a bit prominent, as is homophobia, and down south you get a lot of redneck bible nuts, but apart from that it's ok.

They have an annoying habit of taking responsibility for British inventions though. The lightbulb, democracy, the internet, the computer, the telephone and you did NOT "save our asses" in 2 world wars. In WW1 you only helped just before it ended in 1918, and in WW2 you joined late and only actually sent alot of troops to help us in 1944 when continually fighting without much help had left our army exhausted, etc, etc..

The constitution would be great apart from that huuuge typo wher it says "all men have the right to bear arms". It would have been more sane to say "All men have the right to arm bears".
But Bush has destroyed the country. He wanted oil so he invaded the middle east and turned out to be crap at invading and he didn't bring the soldiers back since he ccouldn't find enough oil, 65% of Americans are overweight, 33% are obese, the healthcare system is awful, the education system allows ignorant patriots to teach, they "bravely defend their country" by bombing small nations and the country is in tatters.

Most Americans are good people but the idiots control the government and the media and the country is becoming increasingly crappy.
Idiot American: My fellow Americans, I will gladly bomb Mecca to erase this filth from the USA

Fat idiot American: Yeah! Let's all bomb small countries!

Sane americans: stfu stupid pig
by Fat Fee June 21, 2010
a bunch of fat red necks runing aroud killing people and eating Mc.Donalds. they dont care about the environment and hate nature. they drop bombs like they "rule the earth" and feel killing is whatthey have to do to gain "peace".
i veiwed the canada urban dictionary and was happy to see people saying nice things about canada, then i went to the last and was pissed so much that i wanted to make this.
sorry for the nice americans who said nice things about canada. i wanted to tell the americans "we are bigger than america so dont call us 'America Jr'."
for the people who call us a big state, an imaginary country inhabited with aliens, little america
i hope your parents died in 9/11
again i felt this was needed to show america that they are mean.(theese were not my real words i felt they were needed. i dont hate america that much to make fun of 9/11 so anyone offended, i did not meanit im just angry)
p.s sorry
american: canada sux
canadian: but we are bigger, nicer and care about the environment more than the USA
by an angry canadian March 24, 2011
The BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. Dont mess with us or well nuke yo ass. The USA is the last Major Superpower still remaining and will remain till the earth ends. WOOT USA
Canadian: Eh lets make peace treaties with the world eh
Americans: Well nuke u all if u dont be listening to us. SEMPER FI!! USA is the best.
by RichGunz February 28, 2011
Britain's largest colony.
Person A: I'm going to the USA.
Person B: They speak English there you know.
Person A: Really?
Person B: Yes, they're Britain's largest colony.
by EveryTypeOfCake July 27, 2010
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