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The BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. Dont mess with us or well nuke yo ass. The USA is the last Major Superpower still remaining and will remain till the earth ends. WOOT USA
Canadian: Eh lets make peace treaties with the world eh
Americans: Well nuke u all if u dont be listening to us. SEMPER FI!! USA is the best.
by Rich Gunz February 28, 2011
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the matted hair around the ass hole of the universe.
they think they are the best but no one likes them. that is the most of the people in the U.S.A
by Dr. Lewis October 07, 2009
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A country which name stands for

Ugly Senators Arguing
by Communist Teddybears June 30, 2016
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A country with a hugely negative connotation to its name amongst the peoples of the world. A country thats reputation has been completely ruined and shot down by George W. Bush, and even in part by Ronald Reagan, even if he was ten times the president Bush will ever be. A country that is basically %10 retards, %90 good, wholesome people. A country with MANY accents, not just one loud and annoying one. Spanish, Jersey, New York, Boston, Northwestern, Northeastern, Southern, Indian, Middle-Eastern (as in, the Middle East, other side of the globe,) Mid-Western, all these types of accents and more. So don't bother assuming we all have the same accents. I know there are many variations of accents in the U.K. I know there are differences in Australian accents. I know the difference between the U.K, Britain, and England. So do a lot of people who inhabit the U.S.A. We're not all a bunch of self-righteous pricks who go parading around exclaiming our superiority out of every country in the world. Approximately %15 percent of us support our moronic President, and only about %10 of us support our horrific Congress. Did you get that? NOT ALL OF US SUPPORT OUR GOVERNMENT.

Yes, our measuring system is different from the worlds. Haha, guess what, we're not the only country who has a different system. Will you tell the kids in our schools that they are "learning wrong" and are "fucking idiots"? I don't think so. You say we spell wrong. We don't add u's to a lot of our words. Just because we're different doesn't mean we're wrong and stupid, and before you say "dat iz how dey orignaily rote stuffz wen english wuz cretaed!1" then so be it. Many things have started out as one big thing and then things change. Take, I don't know, the Catholic Church. Different branches of religion. Will you call everybody but Catholics "wrong" because they don't do it "the original way?" Nope.

It is a country sans-racism in most parts. It is a country full of loving, helping people. It is a country of educated, creative, and insightful people. It is a very diverse country with probably every culture from around the world mingled into our big ol' melting pot of a country. It is a country that understands that the rest of the world is NOT full of smelly, snooty people. We understand that South America does not equal "Jungle wasteland with monkeys and tall amazonian womenz." We understand that Europe is not only inhabited by "snobby pricks with weird accents who hate america" (Admittedly, a nice chunk of Europe hates us.) We understand that Asia is a) Not a country, and b) Not consisting of "a bunch of slanty-eyed funny-accented math geeks."

We are not an ignorant people. Before you say "but ur newz stationz only sho u guyz newz corresponding to UR CUNTRY!111," we are well aware of that. We know what goes on in the world for the most part, thanks to the Internet and BBC America. We don't think of the French as smelly, nor of the English as snooty, nor of Australians as good surfers, nor of Asians as dorks, nor of Muslims as terrorists, nor of Brazilians as good soccer players, nor of Latinos as drug-smugglers who make spicy food, nor of Canadians as backwards liberalists, nor of Russians as commies, nor of Africans as aids-ridden mites, no matter what anybody else says. Yes we have our share of ignorant people who think like that, but are you going to tell me that America is the ONLY COUNTRY that has people who think like this? Not likely.

If our government is in the Middle-East for oil, that is our government, and NOT us, the populace. If our government plotted against us in the 9/11 attacks, that is our GOVERNMENT, not the populace. If our government takes people from other nations and torture them, that is our GOVERNMENT, and NOT us. If our government keeps sending countless amounts of men and women into the Middle-East for an oil war, that is, again, our GOVERNMENT, AND NOT US.

If you have encountered a stupid American traveling to your country, then don't let that be the only example of American that you use. I've met countless of ignorant British, Australian, French, Canadian tourists, but I know that they THEMSELVES are stupid, and NOT the people they represent.

We have great athletes, we have great schools,(Our public, PUBLIC, education system is bad, but we have some of the finest universities in the world.) we have wonderful artists, we have good businessmen/women. We have good and bad, just like YOUR country has good and bad.

Most of us love the world and its cultures. Most of the world hates us and our culture. As if we only had one definitive culture.

If you hate America, then you are an ignorant prick. I feel sorry for you. I will NEVER hate an entire people based on the actions of one group or one part of them. Get your act together.
I live in the USA and love my country.
by A proud American. February 17, 2008
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Close to 50% of the world's total military expenditure comes from the United States of America (USA). Russia and China's numbers are in the single digits. Don't believe me? Research it yourself.

Why do you think the USA can't even afford to take care of its poor people and establish a Universal Healthcare System?
The USA is nothing more than a corporate oligarchy with an imperialistic agenda that uses military force.
by TheAccomplice July 10, 2010
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a bunch of fat red necks runing aroud killing people and eating Mc.Donalds. they dont care about the environment and hate nature. they drop bombs like they "rule the earth" and feel killing is whatthey have to do to gain "peace".
i veiwed the canada urban dictionary and was happy to see people saying nice things about canada, then i went to the last and was pissed so much that i wanted to make this.
sorry for the nice americans who said nice things about canada. i wanted to tell the americans "we are bigger than america so dont call us 'America Jr'."
for the people who call us a big state, an imaginary country inhabited with aliens, little america
i hope your parents died in 9/11
again i felt this was needed to show america that they are mean.(theese were not my real words i felt they were needed. i dont hate america that much to make fun of 9/11 so anyone offended, i did not meanit im just angry)
p.s sorry
american: canada sux
canadian: but we are bigger, nicer and care about the environment more than the USA
by an angry canadian March 24, 2011
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The best Country ever the reason lil whiteys in america say it is worst then Europe is because their families have been in the country for generations and dont know the opertunities of a free market. It started modern democracy. But lil Comunist British losers and Canadian Socialist weed addicted homos can go to hell witch they dont belive, or they did but did not think it was right for them so the changed The Ultimate truth so that they did not have to use morals, They also think that all of america is white even though they are more integrated than any other Large scale country.
Oh yeah if Britaan i mean the "UK" then why did they change their name to the United Kingdom, SO THEY COULD BE LIKE AMERICA" Why does britan elect a prime minister and is not a Monarchy, BECAUSE THE EMOCRACY(dont give me that Greek shit I know they invented it , but everyone else became democratic after the US)
Why does Canada think they are awsome, because they suck. I know you think that every republican is ignorant but it is not true and not every american is republican anyway
LilTeenager: the USA is so ignorant the UK is better
Intellegent person: but they created modern democracy
lilTeenager: well Japan is better they arnet ignorant
IP: well Japan does not let people in the contry to keep racial purity and the US is racist?
by VhLevant January 14, 2010
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