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23.
USA
A country that thinks its bigger than its boots and in a state of denial what the World really thinks of them.
50%radical Evangelical nuts.
50% semi smart people who should of moved to Canada after George Bush was re elected for the 2nd time..
The USA
Doesen't use the Metric System unlike Canada and the rest of the modern world.It still uses the completely backward Imperial System Gallons,Ounces,Quarts..Ahh Duh get onboard with the rest of the world. No,wait it's the USA ! We do what we want to do,were Americans dammit!

The USA uses Ferenheit instead of the global standard form of Celsius and thinks Canada is a backwards country even though it is rated as one of the best 3 countries in the world to live in for it's high standard of livingUnited Nations Report,low crime,Unlimited health care for rich and poor,Beautiful French Canadian Women,2 offical languages,Liberal politics and Non Aggresive attitude.

The USA got the shit kicked out of them at the World Cup of Rugby Qualifier by Canada 51-7.Canada regulary beats them at most Team Played International sports,except for Soccer Usually very close gamesand ,Basketball.
Play a real sport like Rugby,Take your Gay pads off and your skin tight nickers and come out and run for 90 Minutes.

The USA also suck at Cricket and Never quaified for the A country thats Average at Ice Hockey and have a bunch of old players that will soon be hanging up their skates for good.

The Best Basketball player in the N.B.A is a White Canadian Man named Steve Nash.He is very anti George Bush and has been named the MVP for the past 2 years running and might even 3peet.

The USA doesen't spell properly either: neighbor,color just to name a few. They say ERB instead of Herd,Ruff instead of Roof and possess really loud annoying accents that most Canadians,Australians,Kiwis,South Africans,Irish,British find extremely loud and annoying..Hey Bryan here come a bunch of Yanks! There all wearing really un fashionable clothing like white running shoes,flowered shirts and display some of the Largest stomachs known to man.

A country were they elected George Bush as president,TWICE and then made excuses..AHH Butt..

A country that was involved in the attack of there own World Trade Centre Bombing,its quite obvious by the reports.

A country that loves GUNS,GANGS,SLAVERY,KKK, Racism towards its Mexican immigrants and still refers to Black Americans as African Americans,There Americans you idiots!
A country that has gone to war with nearly every poor nation on the planet including a couple of rich middle eastern countries.Many of the wars were lost,Vietnam,Iraq etc..The list goes on..What a great country to be proud of !

Thats the USA in a nutshell...
by Mark Powell March 27, 2007
 
1.
USA
The only country keeping penguins from coquering the Earth
If it weren't for the USA, penguins would have destroyed humans long ago.
by Jay Booler April 08, 2008
 
2.
usa
The world's punch-bag.
"man, i feel so angry today.*goes to urbandictionay.com and types an anti-us definition for usa*"
by diablodude February 10, 2004
 
3.
usa
A country that regards itself as the greatest in the world but only 10% of americans have passports. How would they know then?
Are you going to Europe on holiday or the USA? Where's Europe?
by ashteroid April 02, 2007
 
4.
USA
Stands for United States of America. Was initially a colonial territory of Great Britain before declaring independance in 1776. Initially founded on the principle that a central government should only exist to provide security to its people and its borders without intruding on personal freedom and civil liberties. Government was to be focused more on the individual states' powers rather than that of federal ones. Certain recent events probably have the Founding Fathers turning over in their graves, as the great nation they created slowly degenerates into a Police State; something they feared greatly and took great measures to write the Constitution to prevent it. Unfortunately, when the majority of the citizens, and the government, ignore the Constitution, it doesn't help much.
While America certainly is full of ignorant and/or rude assholes, there are still plenty of honest, good, independant thinkers. Of course, many of us are planning to leave the country. To all those that bash Americans, please remember that not all of us are awful and many of us think the same way you do - have gripes with our government, but not solely with us.
by Mack June 29, 2004
 
5.
usa
the country where i live, run by a stupid f*ckhead and is going to shite.
"i live in the usa, but im moving when i'm old enough."
by Kennedi Greene August 22, 2007
 
6.
USA
that land mass between canada and mexico
go look at a map the USA is hard to miss its pretty damn big like alot of its people
by wuxupwitdat November 05, 2006
 
7.
USA
The USA stands for corruption. It stands for money and greed. Its a giant billboard on the side of every road saying, "Be thankful you don't have a lot of Oil!" It's not interested in fighting terrorism, terrorism makes it stronger than ever. It's about power. Its about control. Its funny really because the USA (now) stands for exactly what its citizens are against. Its funny and its sad, sad because we really had potential.

Peace
Example 1 - An educated citizen in the USA makes a lot less money per year then the average politician.

Example 2 - When the USA realized how much oil was in the middle east, they decided to make enemies instead of friends with the natives, concluding that its cheaper to steal then it is to buy.

Example 3 - I am an average working American, and I don't blame the world for hating the USA. I feel so stuck here.

Example 3 - The biggest idiots can become leaders in the USA. Thats a recipe for disaster.
by Brent Cole November 23, 2007