the act of taking a shit in the cistern of a pub or restaurent toilet to highlight dissatisfaction at service or food standards.
causes the water flushed into the toilet to be shitty. and lets face it, who is gonna take a turd out of a cistern??? muuhahahaha
As per the John Waters' film A Dirty Shame, an upper decker is the act of defecating in the tank of the toliet.
(As per my intoxication, an upper decker is my ability to write this while in the act (I'm currently the upper deck).)
"I started doing upper deckers, shitting in the top tank of the toliet, where no one would ever look to find the odor . . . "
When attending a persons home of who you dislike, take a shit in the toliet tank instead of the bowl. This is by far going out of the park and into the upperdeck where it will not be known until long after you depart their house.
When your wife makes you go to her boss's party who you would like to kill, go to the bathroom and leave him an Upper Decker and you'll know who the joke is really on.
When you take a crap in the tank of someones toilet instead of the bowl. Most often done to a sworn enemy or to your best friend.
I pinched one off in the upper deck. He'll have fun cleaning that out!
The act of shitting into the tank (or upper portion) of a toilet. Done as a prank, it results in at least four foul flushes (also known as a "3-F qualifier") afterwards.
"Man, I'm gonna fucking puke."
"Dude, how come?"
"Man, someone dropped an upper decker in the toilet, and the water splashed my ass and sack."
"Dude, that sucks."
"Man, I think I got a piece of corn stuck to my sack!"
When someone poops in the top part of a toilet, (the part that you have to take the top off) so when someone else goes to the bathroom and flushes the toilet instead of clean water coming in and filling the toilet, shit water comes in. This is done as a pratical joke, usually done at parties.
Guy 1:Hey I just did that Upper Decker in the toilet upstairs and Jennifer went in there.
Guy 2:Hahahah, what'd she do when she came out?
Guy 1:I don't know, she's still in there!
the act of deficating in the water tank of someones restroom, so when they flush, out comes muddy madness
i just left an upper decker in that starbucks bathroom!