Under Promise Over Deliver
Someone who promises litte but delivers more than expected. Oft practiced by sandbagger
Captain: "Scotty! when can you get th ship moving again?"
Scotty: "Oh, 12 hours at least captain, gotta replace the crystals"
Captain: "Well, I guess we are all dead then, the sun will explode in 3 minutes"
Scotty: "I'll try Captain!"
Ship surges to life, all crew saved
Captain: "Scotty you old UPOD, I knew you were sandbagging me"
Scotty: " Sorry Cap, once an UPOD, always a UPOD!"
Dude: "Well, I got some seats for the game, here they are"
They sit down behind home plate
Chick: "You are such a UPOD, we got the best seats in the house"
Chick: " I may have to UPOD you later when we "just kiss""
Dude: "Sounds like an Epic Win for me!, UPOD does it every time!"
An iPod whose volume is so ridiculously loud that everyone around them can hear what's playing.
Nice uPod. Wanna turn it down?
A poor attempt by Microsoft to disclaim Apple's great mp3 player, the iPod, by creating a fake advertisement of an exact replica without iPod's only flaw: a battery that needs to be replaced.
Theres no way an ipod could stay that small if you were required to put in two double-a batteries.